A Conversation With My Sister

Sister: I want to go to Greece.

Me: Sounds like a good idea.

Sister: I’m going to go to Greece on my honeymoon.

Me: What if the person you’re marrying doesn’t want to go to Greece on your honeymoon?

Sister: Then obviously we won’t be getting married.

Me: Well ok then.

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For your benefit and mine

A taste test has revealed that veggie bologna tastes better with light Miracle Whip than it does with Light Mayonnaise.

Love,
Michelle

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Things that Made Me Appreciate Being Alive Today

  • A bunny nibbling on one of the blasted dandelions in my back yard
  • A bee buzzing about the holly tree (though I don’t know what he was hoping to get from a holly tree)
  • Hearing three songs I absolutely love while I was having lunch in an Irish pub